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En god latter forlenger livet. – Sitat ukjent

Med denne posten vil jeg forhåpentligvis bidra til at du lever litt lengre – og det er jo en bra ting!

Man kan finne på mye morro med variabelnavn når man programmerer :)

 byte me;
 long john_silver;
 char broiled;
 string vest;
 float valve;
 double jeopardy;
 struct by_lightning { ... };
 Object strongly;
 class warfare { ... };
 String cheese;
 Exception taken;
 Graphics ex; // XXX
 long walk(short pier) { } // from the MrBunny Java book
 int elligence;
 bool me_over;
 short circus;
 int eger; // ...completing what the designers of the language left out
 char acter;
 bool ean;
 void* bowels;
 class Brick implements Throwable { }
 class Marathon implements Runnable { }
 class Novel implements Serializable { }
 class Human implements Cloneable { }
 Fun(key) %% funky!
 public MyTestCase(String man) {
	super(man);
 }
 throw (fit | up | something);
 while (e_coyote) {

Og har du noensinne prøvd å skrive ‘make love’ i terminalen på en *nix distro? Mange av dem har nemlig et artig tillegg i ‘makefile’.

love: /dev/null
       @echo not war?

En gang i blandt får folk ideer som ikke er helt gjennomtenkt. Produktene på bildene under er av den typen.

Dette er antatt (morro er det uansett) til å være reelle vedlikeholdsklager fra US Air Force piloter, samt tilbakemeldingen fra vedlikeholdscrewet:

Problem:  "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire." 

Problem:  "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem #1:  "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
Problem #2:  "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."

Problem:    "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem:  "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem:  "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem:  "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem:  "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem:  "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem:  "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF always inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem:  "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem:  "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."